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We’re making this movie, and it’s crowd-funding by all the people on this webpage. We’re doing it without studios or big corporations. We’re just making a movie, all of us. We have enough money to make it, but if you’d like to be part of it, and join us, read the script, get a t-shirt, get a DVD — act in the movie ...whatever you want ...we can use more money to make the movie even better. What I’m saying is that Adam Rifkin wants a jib (do dah do dah).
Here are the rewards we offered on another site — if you want any of these, just drop an email, right here, to Emily Jillette (hmm, where have I seen that last name before?) and if you want something else... just name it and make an offer. We are easy. Easy. Easy. And making a movie is hard — and wicked fun... be part of it!
If you want to help us make Director's Cut, click on a reward below! It'll bring you to our PayPal account. You do not need a PayPal account to claim a reward. Be sure to include any special instructions in the "Special Instructions" textbox when checking out. Anything personal to your reward, like your tshirt size. All rewards that require a shipment have had a $10 shipping charge added to them. International shipments will be charged an additional $15. You will receive your login information and be added to the Contributors page shortly after your purchase. Please note that we are currently out of medium, 3XL, and 4XL sized t-shirts. We currently only have S, L, XL, 2XL, 5XL, Women's S, M, L.
You’ll receive exclusive access to my Director’s Cut Website. It includes all of the real director, Adam Rifkin’s comments and I’ll keep you updated with my weekly blog, interviews with the cast & crew & tons of behind the scenes videos & pictures. I'll also send you a Digital Download Screenplay of the movie, which will change along with the cast. You’ll see how I write it for whichever actress we find to take out my bad guy (not much of a spoiler). Help me make this movie a reality! Help make me a really bad guy!129 claimed $20 Director's Cut T-Shirt
We're clearing out our t-shirt inventory! While supplies last, get your official Director's Cut t-shirt! Please note: This is not technically a reward. This is only if you want a tshirt. This does not include access to the website or your name in the credits. Shipping is included in the price, unless we are shipping it to you internationally, in which case an additional $5 PayPal payment to MakePennBadMoney@gmail.com will be required. Please don't forget to include your shirt size in the special notes field.$30 Attend The World Premiere of Director’s Cut In the Privacy of Your Own Home (Or Anywhere)!
Here’s your chance to be the first to see “Director’s Cut” without having to travel to a city with a high crime rate so high my Bad Penn would be an amateur. Adam and I will host an online screening and you can join us. You’ll see the movie before the general public and you’ll be able to watch wherever you want, (I suggest the bathtub, that’s what I would do). After the screening, we’ll stick around and answer as many questions as we can. You know us, we love to answer questions. It’s like a red carpet premier and party in your private bathroom – imagine having Adam and me in your home... better yet, don’t imagine that, just do it!
You’ll also get the following gifts: Screenplay PDF, with rewrites, access to the Director’s Cut Website.36 claimed $37 No Bullshit VIP
I’m going to give you a Limited Edition Contributor’s T-Shirt that you won’t find anywhere else PLUS a copy of the DVD before it hits store shelves (I’m telling you, wear this T-Shirt to a Penn & Teller show or any place I am – Bucky’s drinking decaf – and you’ll get all my attention – we’re making a movie together). You’ll see me as a bad guy before anyone else.
You’ll also get the following gifts: Director’s Cut Website Access, Screenplay PDF, and rewrites. (This is getting into the “There was an old lady who swallowed a fly” recursive folk song territory).635 claimed $80 BluRay VIP Pack and Poster
You already spent money on the fancy, schmancy TV and with this package your high def experience will be complete. I’m going to send you the Director’s Cut Blu-ray before it hits stores. The Blu-ray is sure to include commentary with me and Adam Rifkin so you’ll have the director’s commentary on the director’s commentary (you’ll understand when you read the script – and you’ll get that too), and plenty of bonus behind the scenes footage, outtakes and deleted scenes, and me and Adam just monkeying around for your pleasure.
You’ll also get he following gifts: Limited Edition DC T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF - and a hey nonny nonny and a cha cha cha.62 left of 100 available $137 This Grab Bag of My Favorite Things Will Include a MAJOR Surprise!
I’m asking for you to trust me here, and why wouldn’t you – I’m not the bad guy in the movie... yet. If you claim this reward I promise you’ll be overjoyed with all the goodies I stuff in. You’ll receive a grab bag of some of my favorite things and each package will be assembled with the business philosophy that’s gotten me this far: Always give more than they expect (of course now that I’ve written that, you’ll expect more – I might have to give you everything I own). This reward will contain a MAJOR surprise!!.
You’ll also get the following gifts: Early Blu-ray – Limited Edition DC T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF – and la la la lalala hey Jude.212 claimed $150 Private Red Carpet Advanced Screening with Me and the Cast
Los Angeles / San Francisco / Las Vegas / Chicago / New York. Pick the city closest to you, or the one where you have some strange lined up. You helped me make this movie so let’s celebrate and watch it together! Once again, any studio would demand this, so you’re going to get it. Join me & the cast for an unforgettable evening!!! First, I'll arrange for you to be photographed walking the Red Carpet. Then I'm going to show you the final cut of Director’s Cut. You'll be the FIRST to see it, before anyone else. Absolutely no press will be allowed. They can see it when it’s their turn, after we filmmakers have seen it. After the movie we’ll hang out together and you can ask me anything you want (anyone can always ask me anything they want . . . but let’s pretend this is special). You’ll need to make your own travel arrangements. I'll also make sure you leave with so many goodies you might want to bring a suitcase to carry them home.
You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributor T-Shirt – Gallery Quality movie poster – Early DVD – DC Website Access - Screenplay PDF – and marching down into the ground to get out of the rain boom boom boom.
Like a circle in spiral, like a wheel within a wheel...Here's a mind twisting reward that's sure to short circuit even the most astute student of meta, self referential irony. The plot of this movie is about a bad guy who's not really the Director of a film, but thinks he's the Director and makes his own version of the movie, and then records his own Director's Commentary. Taking things one quantum leap to the weirder, this reward actually gives YOU the chance to have your very own Director’s Cut commentary as a special feature on the DVD of DIRECTOR'S CUT that will be released worldwide! Pretend you directed this movie and give your own insane commentary, or don't pretend you made this movie and just use this as a 90 minute forum to spout your crazy political beliefs or use it as a cathartic therapy session to yammer on about how dysfunctional your marriage is. It's your audio track and you can cry if you want to! And don't worry if you can't make it to Hollywood or out to Vegas, we will provide you with an early DVD of the film, a broadcast quality microphone and simple instruction on how you can record your commentary track in the comfort of your own home. Just email us the audio file when you’re done, and then when the final DVD and Blu-Rays ship, your personal commentary will go out to . . .well, we hope 7 billion people!
You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Supporters T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie poster – DC Website Access – Early DVD – Screenplay PDF2 left of 3 available $7,500 My Director's Cut Doodles Can Be All Yours!
Rif here, As the saying goes: "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like". Well, what I REALLY like are all the flattering comments I've been getting from all of you wonderful filmmaking partners out there every time I post a DIRECTOR'S CUT update doodle! Your encouragement has been inspiring and I've very much enjoyed chronicling the highlights of the campaign in "Penn and ink". Penn seems to dig them as well, which surprises me actually, considering I portray his evil alter ego in the most ghastly, beastly and unflattering of ways. I guess he's ultimately cool with them because I try to even things out by drawing myself extra short. There have been countless inquiries as to whether these sketches would ever be put up as campaign rewards. Well the people have spoken. Now, as we enter the final few days of the campaign, one very lucky art aficionado will have the opportunity to buy the whole set. That's right, every one of my original campaign doodles can be yours. And as an added bonus, just for buying the lot, we'll also make you an ASSOCIATE PRODUCER of DIRECTOR'S CUT as well.
You’ll also get the following gifts: Limited Edition DC Contributors T-Shirt – Gallery Quality Movie Poster – Early Blu-ray – DC Website Access – Screenplay PDF1 left of 1 available